Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
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look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
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