whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
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just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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