It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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