did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
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Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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