God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
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Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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