toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
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