That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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