Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
