3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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