when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
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I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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