You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
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Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
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