the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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