Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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