stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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