I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
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We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I would ride that face into the sunset
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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