what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
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There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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