at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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