My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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