Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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