She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
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hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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