I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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