Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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