Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
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My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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