Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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