my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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