D3 body, D1 cock
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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