but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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