I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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