He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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