The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
