yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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