I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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