I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
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For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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