No awkward lesbian experiences without me
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
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Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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