Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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