Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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