Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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