there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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