I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
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When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
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Since when is my clitoris pierced?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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