new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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