What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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