He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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