Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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