everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
