covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
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he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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