great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
it hurts more in the daytime
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
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