he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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