When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
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