Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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