idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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