i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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