I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
This is my life. Enjoy the view
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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