Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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