I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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