Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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