So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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