Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
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It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
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if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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