i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
Randomize
