No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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