I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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